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Gingrich Associate Writes Universal Healthcare Bill

by Red Doge

Erik Nelson (R, Georgia), with the support of Newt Gingrich, is writing a universal healthcare bill that will shake up the healthcare industry and put America back on top as the most competitive and innovative nation on Earth.

Open Eyes Open Heart

It all started with a canoe trip down a wild and scenic river. Erik Nelson (R, Georgia) said, “Newt and I were canoeing down the river. Off in the distance we heard banjo music. Then we had an epiphany. In the end we realized that hard-working Americans were being bled dry by outrageous medical bills and ridiculous health insurance premiums.”

A Healthy Nose

A Healthy Nose

Nelson went on to describe how the current healthcare system is broken. “Doctors are pressured by risk of litigation, treatment options limited by insurers, and advertising that creates an uninformed demand for inappropriate, risky and expensive drugs. Insurers are cherry-picking clients. They have completely abandoned the original concept of risk reduction for all insureds. That idea has been replaced by profit maximization as the core operating principal. Preventative care is largely ignored by healthcare providers and almost never covered by insurance.”

The Bill

Unlike every other previous healthcare bill, indeed unlike any bill Newt has every sponsored, this one is simple. It might even win the award for the simplest bill of substance ever.

The bill has several key points.

  • Everyone will be insured, thus reducing risk, and costs, to the lowest possible level
  • Premiums may be paid by payroll deduction or through income tax filings
  • Healthcare providers will be rewarded for demonstrating improvements in the health of patients
  • Healthcare decisions will be made by the patient and the physician only
  • Insurance will pay in full without question
  • One private company, under contract to the US Government, will provide all administration
  • The GAO will provide oversight
  • Aggregate data will be available to third parties for analytical and watchdog purposes

Administration will consist of the following

  • Paying all claims, immediately and without question
  • Documenting all services rendered in full detail
  • Investigating, identifying and stopping fraud
  • Collaborating with providers to share data and best practices

Health Wagon

Health Wagon

The bill is expected to reach the House by September. I asked if they were worried about the Obama healthcare bill. Nelson said that would not be a problem, because that bill will likely fail. “Ours will be fully backed by the GOP. We also expect the Dems to jump on it because it is so sensible and they have been pushing for universal care for so long. It’s a perfect storm.”

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